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<h2><span style="color:#ffff00;"><a title="Permanent Link to Chaman Bhai.." rel="bookmark" href="http://funnyjoke.wordpress.com/2007/04/14/chaman-bhai/">Chaman Bhai..</a></span></h2>
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<p>Ek area mein Bhai rehta hai, Chaman Bhai..</p>
<p>Ab uskey area mein jo bhi koi lafda hota hai to police se pehle Chaman Bhai ki adalat mein jaata hai….</p>
<p>Ek baar Chaman Bhai ke area mein rape ho jata hai, aur jisney game bajayi hoti hai ukso pakad ke Chaman Bhai ke paas leke jatey hain…</p>
<p>Chaman Bhai pehley to bahut shanti se, style mein, us sey baat karta hai… kuch is tarah se…</p>
<p>Chaman : Kya re ? Tere ko maloom nahi yeh apun ka area hai?</p>
<p>Mujrim : Haan maloom hai na bhai.</p>
<p>Chaman : Phir kaisey himmat ki rape karne ki apun ke area mein?</p>
<p>Mujrim : Ab kya boloon bhai, kismat kharab thi.</p>
<p>Chaman : Chal mere ko sub kuch sach sach bata kya aur kaisey hua?</p>
<p>Mujrim : Abhi kya na… Idhar naake pe apun paan khaney ke liye aaya…</p>
<p>Chaman : Phir ?</p>
<p>Murjim : Apun khade hokey paan kharela tha… aur utney mein samney wali building pe apun ki nazar gayi…</p>
<p>Chaman : Aage bol</p>
<p>Mujrim : Udhar teesrey maaley pe ek chikni khadi hui thi</p>
<p>Chaman : Phir kya hua ?</p>
<p>Mujrim : Apun ko aisa laga ke usney ishaara kiya aaney ke liye..</p>
<p>Chaman : Phir tuney kya kiya ?</p>
<p>Mujrim : Apun socha ke kuch kaam hoyenga usko…. to apun builidng ke neeche gaya</p>
<p>Chaman : Phir ?</p>
<p>Mujrim : Usney Isharey se apun ko upar bulaaya… apun seedi chadte yehich sochrela tha “Chaman Bhai ka area hai….. Lafda nahi karne ka”</p>
<p>Chaman : Chal fatafat aagey bol</p>
<p>Mujrim : Apun ne usko jaakey bola…. kya kaam hai.. kaiko ishara kiya apun ko?</p>
<p>Chaman : Phir ?</p>
<p>Mujrim : Phir kya bhai, apun ko usney ghar ke andar kheech liya</p>
<p>Chaman : (Excited) Phir ?</p>
<p>Mujrim : Apun ghar me to chala gaya lekin soch raha tha ki “Chaman Bhai ka area hai….. Lafda nahi karne ka”</p>
<p>Chaman : Aagey bol</p>
<p>Mujrim : Usney apun ka haath pakad liya</p>
<p>Chaman : Accha… Phir?</p>
<p>Mujrim : Sachchi bolta hai bhai haath pakadtey hi apun phir socha “Chaman Bhai ka area hai….. Lafda nahi karne ka”</p>
<p>Chaman : Phir kya hua ?</p>
<p>Mujrim : Phir kya tha… Usney bola chikney meri pyaas bujha de</p>
<p>Chaman : Phir tu kya bola (Getting Excited) ?</p>
<p>Mujrim : Apun kya bolta, usne a! pna duppata neechey gira diya</p>
<p>Chaman : To phir kya hua ?</p>
<p>Mujrim : Apun ke dimag ki dahi ho gaya, kya mommey (boobs) they saali ke…lekin bhai phir bhi apun socha “Chaman Bhai ka area hai….. Lafda nahi karne ka”</p>
<p>Chaman : Phir tuney kya kiya ?</p>
<p>Mujrim : Apun bola ek-do kiss karega aur chala jayega….. zyada boli to body kaam karenga lekin engine nahi kholney ka…. Aakhir, “Chaman Bhai ka area hai….. Lafda nahi karne ka”</p>
<p>Chaman : Toh phir ?</p>
<p>Mujrim : Usney apun ko kheech liya…. sacchi bolta hai bhai aisi katil jawaani apun akkhi life me nahi dekha.</p>
<p>Chaman : Haan, woh to hai…. Tu aage bol (Starts to heat up)</p>
<p>Mujrim : Phir kya tha…. apun ne kiss kiya, mommey (boobs) bhi dabaya…. lekin imaan se bolta hai, soch raha tha “Chaman Bhai ka area hai….. Lafda nahi karne ka”</p>
<p>Chaman : Aagey bol ?</p>
<p>Mujrim : Phir usney apni kameez utar di</p>
<p>Chaman : Phir ?</p>
<p>Mujrim : Phir salwar, lekin apun ke dil me ekich khayal aa raha tha “Chaman Bhai ka area hai….. Lafda nahi karne ka”</p>
<p>Chaman : Aagey aagey ?</p>
<p>Mujrim : phir blouse aur chaddi saali ne sab utar di</p>
<p>Chaman : sahi mein?</p>
<p>Mujrim : phir meri pant keech li</p>
<p>Chaman : Accha ?</p>
<p>Mujrim : meri underwear mein haath dal diya</p>
<p>Chaman : oh !!</p>
<p>Mujrim : chaddi utar di meri, lekin apun phir bhi socha “Chaman Bhai k! a area hai….. Lafda nahi karne ka”</p>
<p>Chaman : (Getting frustrated)..</p>
<p>Mujrim : Phir woh haath phiraaney lagi</p>
<p>Chaman : (Half Boiling)</p>
<p>Mujrim : phir mooh ghumaaney lagi….. phir bhi apun yehi soch raha tha “Chaman Bhai ka area hai….. Lafda nahi karne ka”</p>
<p>Chaman: (About to blast) Aagey… aagey bol saley….</p>
<p>Mujrim: Chumney Chatney lagi bhaaaaiiii…..lekin bhai kasam se……main yehi soch raha tha “Chaman Bhai ka area hai….. Lafda nahi karne ka”</p>
<p>Chaman: Abey teri to…. Chaman Bhai Gaya Maa Chudaney….. tu aage bol !</p>
<p>Mujrim : Yehich…… yehich – apun ne bhi yehi socha bhai…..aur game baja dala.!!!</p></div>
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<h2><a title="Permanent Link to Amazing Answers!!!!!!!!" rel="bookmark" href="http://funnyjoke.wordpress.com/2007/03/15/amazing-answers/"> Answers!!!!!!!!</a></h2>
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<p>A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with one of<br />
her students</p>
<p>The teacher asked,”Boy. what is your problem?”</p>
<p>Boy. answered, “I’m too smart for the first-grade! .My sister is in<br />
the third-grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the<br />
third-grade too!”</p>
<p>Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy. to the principal’s office.<br />
While Boy. waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the<br />
principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would<br />
give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was<br />
to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed.</p>
<p>Boy. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed<br />
to take the test.</p>
<p>Princi! pal: “What is 3 x 3?”</p>
<p>Boy.: “9″.</p>
<p>Principal: “What is 6 x 6?”</p>
<p>Boy.: “36″.</p>
<p>And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade<br />
should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, “I think Boy.<br />
can go to the third-grade.”</p>
<p>Ms Neelam says to the principal, “I have some of my own questions.</p>
<p>Can I ask him ?” The principal and Boy. both agree.</p>
<p>Ms Neelam asks, “What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?</p>
<p>Boy., after a moment “Legs.”</p>
<p>M! s Nee lam: “What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?”</p>
<p>Boy.: “Pockets.”</p>
<p>Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy,</p>
<p>oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?</p>
<p>Boy.: Coconut</p>
<p>Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And</p>
<p>sticky? The principal’s eyes open really wide and before he could</p>
<p>stop the answer, Boy. was taking charge.</p>
<p>Boy.: Bubblegum</p>
<p>Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting</p>
<p>down and a dog does on three legs? The principal’s ey! es open</p>
<p>really wide and before he could stop the answer…</p>
<p>Boy.: Shake hands</p>
<p>Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some “Who am I” sort of questions, okay?</p>
<p>Boy.: Yep.</p>
<p>Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me<br />
up. I get wet before you do.</p>
<p>Boy.: Tent</p>
<p>Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you’re</p>
<p>bored. The best man always has me first.The Principal was</p>
<p>looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.</p>
<p>Boy.: Wedding Ring</p>
<p>Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When you<br />
blow me, you feel good.</p>
<p>Boy.: Nose</p>
<p>Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a<br />
quiver.</p>
<p>Boy.: Arrow</p>
<p>Ms Neelam: What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means lot<br />
of heat and excitement?</p>
<p>Boy.: Firetruck</p>
<p>Ms Neelam: What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ &amp; if u don’t get<br />
it u have to use ur hand.</p>
<p>Boy.: Fork</p>
<p>Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it’s longer on some men<br />
than on others, the pope doesn’t use his and a man gives it to his wife<br />
after they’re married?</p>
<p>Boy.: SURNAME</p>
<p>Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots<br />
of veins, like pumping, &amp; is responsible for making love ?</p>
<p>Boy.: HEART.</p>
<p>The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,</p>
<p>“Send this Boy. to Delhi University, I got the last ten questions<br />
wrong myself!”</p></div>
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<p>Lady: doc. i got brown discharge at my vagina ….  is it infection?<br />
doc: how often do u hve sex?<br />
lady: once a month.<br />
doc: yeh infection nahi, zang lag gaya  hai!!!</p>
<p>Principal said “If any boy go 2 da gurlz hostel rs. 100 fine for 1st<br />
time, 200 rs. for 2nd time,500 for 3rd time..<br />
Munna Bhai bola ” Monthly Pass ka kitna lagega mamu</p>
<p>How you define Table Tenis???????<br />
Room ke aander, table ke upper,bulb ke niche de tka-tek, le tka-tek.</p></div>
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<h2><span style="color:#000000;"><a title="Permanent Link to Read carefully –   Chaman Bhai!!" rel="bookmark" href="http://funnyjoke.wordpress.com/2007/01/22/read-carefully-chaman-bhai/">Read carefully –<br />
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<p><span style="color:#ff99cc;"><strong>Ek area mein Bhai rehta hai, Chaman Bhai..</strong></span></p>
<p>Ab uskey area mein jo bhi koi lafda hota hai to police se pehle Chaman Bhai ki adalat mein jaata hai….</p>
<p>Ek baar Chaman Bhai ke area mein rape ho jata hai, aur jisney game bajayi hoti hai ukso pakad ke Chaman Bhai ke paas leke jatey hain…</p>
<p>Chaman Bhai pehley to bahut shanti se, style mein, us sey baat karta hai… kuch is tarah se…</p>
<p>Chaman : Kya re ? Tere ko maloom nahi yeh apun ka area hai?</p>
<p>Mujrim : Haan maloom hai na bhai.</p>
<p>Chaman : Phir kaisey himmat ki rape karne ki apun ke area mein?</p>
<p>Mujrim : Ab kya boloon bhai, kismat kharab thi.</p>
<p>Chaman : Chal mere ko sub kuch sach sach bata kya aur kaisey hua?</p>
<p>Mujrim : Abhi kya na… Idhar naake pe apun paan khaney ke liye aaya…</p>
<p>Chaman : Phir ?</p>
<p>Murjim : Apun khade hokey paan kharela tha… aur utney mein samney wali building pe apun ki nazar gayi…</p>
<p>Chaman : Aage bol</p>
<p>Mujrim : Udhar teesrey maaley pe ek chikni khadi hui thi</p>
<p>Chaman : Phir kya hua ?</p>
<p>Mujrim : Apun ko aisa laga ke usney ishaara kiya aaney ke liye..</p>
<p>Chaman : Phir tuney kya kiya ?</p>
<p>Mujrim : Apun socha ke kuch kaam hoyenga usko…. to apun builidng ke neeche gaya</p>
<p>Chaman : Phir ?</p>
<p>Mujrim : Usney Isharey se apun ko upar bulaaya… apun seedi chadte yehich sochrela tha “Chaman Bhai ka area hai….. Lafda nahi karne ka”</p>
<p>Chaman : Chal fatafat aagey bol</p>
<p>Mujrim : Apun ne usko jaakey bola…. kya kaam hai.. kaiko ishara kiya apun ko?</p>
<p>Chaman : Phir ?</p>
<p>Mujrim : Phir kya bhai, apun ko usney ghar ke andar kheech liya</p>
<p>Chaman : (Excited) Phir ?</p>
<p>Mujrim : Apun ghar me to chala gaya lekin soch raha tha ki “Chaman Bhai ka area hai….. Lafda nahi karne ka”</p>
<p>Chaman : Aagey bol</p>
<p>Mujrim : Usney apun ka haath pakad liya</p>
<p>Chaman : Accha… Phir?</p>
<p>Mujrim : Sachchi bolta hai bhai haath pakadtey hi apun phir socha “Chaman Bhai ka area hai….. Lafda nahi karne ka”</p>
<p>Chaman : Phir kya hua ?</p>
<p>Mujrim : Phir kya tha… Usney bola chikney meri pyaas bujha de</p>
<p>Chaman : Phir tu kya bola (Getting Excited) ?</p>
<p>Mujrim : Apun kya bolta, usne a! pna duppata neechey gira diya</p>
<p>Chaman : To phir kya hua ?</p>
<p>Mujrim : Apun ke dimag ki dahi ho gaya, kya mommey (boobs) they saali ke…lekin bhai phir bhi apun socha “Chaman Bhai ka area hai….. Lafda nahi karne ka”</p>
<p>Chaman : Phir tuney kya kiya ?</p>
<p>Mujrim : Apun bola ek-do kiss karega aur chala jayega….. zyada boli to body kaam karenga lekin engine nahi kholney ka…. Aakhir, “Chaman Bhai ka area hai….. Lafda nahi karne ka”</p>
<p>Chaman : Toh phir ?</p>
<p>Mujrim : Usney apun ko kheech liya…. sacchi bolta hai bhai aisi katil jawaani apun akkhi life me nahi dekha.</p>
<p>Chaman : Haan, woh to hai…. Tu aage bol (Starts to heat up)</p>
<p>Mujrim : Phir kya tha…. apun ne kiss kiya, mommey (boobs) bhi dabaya…. lekin imaan se bolta hai, soch raha tha “Chaman Bhai ka area hai….. Lafda nahi karne ka”</p>
<p>Chaman : Aagey bol ?</p>
<p>Mujrim : Phir usney apni kameez utar di</p>
<p>Chaman : Phir ?</p>
<p>Mujrim : Phir salwar, lekin apun ke dil me ekich khayal aa raha tha “Chaman Bhai ka area hai….. Lafda nahi karne ka”</p>
<p>Chaman : Aagey aagey ?</p>
<p>Mujrim : phir blouse aur chaddi saali ne sab utar di</p>
<p>Chaman : sahi mein?</p>
<p>Mujrim : phir meri pant keech li</p>
<p>Chaman : Accha ?</p>
<p>Mujrim : meri underwear mein haath dal diya</p>
<p>Chaman : oh !!</p>
<p>Mujrim : chaddi utar di meri, lekin apun phir bhi socha “Chaman Bhai k! a area hai….. Lafda nahi karne ka”</p>
<p>Chaman : (Getting frustrated)..</p>
<p>Mujrim : Phir woh haath phiraaney lagi</p>
<p>Chaman : (Half Boiling)</p>
<p>Mujrim : phir mooh ghumaaney lagi….. phir bhi apun yehi soch raha tha “Chaman Bhai ka area hai….. Lafda nahi karne ka”</p>
<p>Chaman: (About to blast) Aagey… aagey bol saley….</p>
<p>Mujrim: Chumney Chatney lagi bhaaaaiiii…..lekin bhai kasam se……main yehi soch raha tha “Chaman Bhai ka area hai….. Lafda nahi karne ka”</p>
<p>Chaman: Abey teri to…. Chaman Bhai Gaya Maa Chudaney….. tu aage bol !</p>
<p>Mujrim : Yehich…… yehich – apun ne bhi yehi socha bhai…..aur game baja dala.!!!</p></div>
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<p>o Behind every successful man there is a great woman and behind every great woman there is a smart guy staring at her butt.</p>
<p>o If you don’t believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.</p>
<p>o Opinion is like an ass hole, everyone has one.</p>
<p>o Avoid rape – say yes.</p>
<p>o A mistress lies between a mister and a mattress.</p>
<p>o The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.</p>
<p>o Thou shalt not commit adultery…unless in the mood.</p>
<p>o The best thing about masturbation is that you don’t have to talk afterwards.</p>
<p>o Learn from your parents’ mistakes – use birth control.</p>
<p>o Assassins do it from behind.</p>
<p>o Chess players mate better.</p>
<p>o Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.</p>
<p>o Good girls spit, Bad girls swallow, Naughty girls gargle.</p>
<p>o Excuses are like asses everyone’s got em and the all stink.</p>
<p>o Squirrel who runs up woman’s leg do not find nuts.</p>
<p>o If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you between F and CK.</p>
<p>o Sex is the price women have to pay for marriage. Marriage is the price men have to pay for sex.</p>
<p>o When I was born, I got a choice- A big dick or a good memory. I am not able to remember, what did I choose.</p>
<p>o Never assume. It makes an “ass” out of “u” and “me”.</p>
<p>o Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.</p>
<p>o My wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex,she objects.</p>
<p>o Impotence: Nature’s way of saying “No hard feelings”.</p>
<p>o If you think sex is a pain in the ass, you’re doing it wrong.</p>
<p>o Her kisses left something to be desired — the rest of her.</p>
<p>o Good girls go to heaven…but bad girls go EVERYWHERE!!.</p>
<p>o Sex is an emotion in motion.</p>
<p>o For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.</p>
<p>o There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men – don’t and stop, unless they are used together.</p>
<p>o Anatomy is something everybody’s got, but sure looks better on a woman.</p>
<p>o The difference between a husband and a lover is the difference between day and night.</p>
<p>o If he won’t wear a condom, staple his willy at the end. That’ll make him think. Sorta….</p>
<p>o I was so poor growing up … if I wasn’t a boy … I’d have had nothing to play with.</p>
<p>o Love without sex is like cooking without eating, but be careful because sex without condom is like driving a car without breaks!.</p>
<p>o I love you in blue. I love you in red but most of all. I love you in bed.</p>
<p>o The most enjoyable form of sex education is the braille method.</p>
<p>o Prostitution is a hole sale business.</p>
<p>o Lets all be considerate towards animal and let all the cocks meet the pussies of their choice.</p></div>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 15:16:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hum Rona To Bhot chahte hai Magar Galay Lagne Wala Koi Nahi Sab Hai Magar apna koi nahi Khuda kisiki muhabbat pe fida na kare, Agar kare to zindagi bhar judaa na kare.. I searched through books, and I leafed through cards, For words that would convey, what I had in my heart, But when [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=funnytour.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9209904&amp;post=99&amp;subd=funnytour&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align="center">Hum Rona To Bhot chahte hai<br />
Magar Galay Lagne Wala Koi Nahi<br />
Sab Hai Magar apna koi nahi
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<p>Khuda kisiki muhabbat pe fida na kare,<br />
Agar kare to zindagi bhar judaa na kare..</p>
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<p align="center">I searched through books, and I leafed through cards,<br />
For words that would convey, what I had in my heart,<br />
But when I sat down to write all I can write was….<br />
I can’t live without you!!!</p>
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<p align="center">Love is like standing in the wet cement,<br />
The longer you stay, the harder it is to leave<br />
And you can never go without leaving your shoe behind.</p>
<p align="center">Kabhi roke muskuraye, kabhi muskurake roye<br />
Teri yaad jab bhi aayee, tujhe bhula bulake roye<br />
Ek tera hi naam tha jise hazaar baartha likha<br />
Jise khush hue the likhkar use mita mitake roye…
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<p align="center">U tho hum kisi ka picha nahi karte,<br />
darde dil diya or liya nahi karte,<br />
itfak ki baat hai ye dil tuj par aagya,<br />
warna itne kimte cheez kisi ko diya nahi karte
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<p align="center">Mera ikraar tere inkaar se behatar hoga<br />
Mera din bhi teri raat se behtar hoga<br />
Yakeen nahin to dolee se jhankke dekhna<br />
Mera janazaa teri baaraat se behatar hoga…</p>
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<p align="center">Mere Honton ke mehaktay hue naghmo par na ja<br />
Mere seenay main kaye aur bhi ghum paltay hain<br />
Mere chehray par dikhaway ka tabassum hai magar<br />
Meri aankhon main udaasi kay diye jalte hain</p>
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<p align="center">Chupa chupake raat din aansu bahana yaad hai,<br />
Humko ab tak, Aashiqui ka, wo zamana yaad hai…<br />
Aisa lagtaa hai, ke saaree khubsuratee tuj mein samaagaye<br />
Raahon mein chalte ho, to nazarein tuj par rekhtee hai,<br />
Andheraa jeevan bhi, tuj se roshan ho jata hai…
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		<title>you, sad</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 15:01:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mohabbat Ki Judaai Haqiqat Mohabbat Ki Judaai Hoti Hai Kabhi Kabhi Pyar Main Bewafai Hoti Hai Humari Taraf Haath Badhaa Kar Toh Dekh Dosti Main Kitni Sachhai Hoti Hai. Mohabbat ki Lahero Pe Mohabbat ki lahero pe kastiya chalane waale zara sambhal ke, mohabbat dariya hai sahil nahi, uthte hai kahi tofaan mohabbat ke samander [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=funnytour.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9209904&amp;post=95&amp;subd=funnytour&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<li> <span style="color:#ff99cc;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Mohabbat Ki Judaai</strong></span></span><br />
Haqiqat Mohabbat Ki Judaai Hoti Hai<br />
Kabhi Kabhi Pyar Main Bewafai Hoti Hai<br />
Humari Taraf Haath Badhaa Kar Toh Dekh<br />
Dosti Main Kitni Sachhai Hoti Hai.</li>
<li><span style="color:#ff99cc;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Mohabbat ki Lahero Pe</strong></span></span><br />
Mohabbat ki lahero pe kastiya chalane waale<br />
zara sambhal ke, mohabbat dariya hai sahil nahi,<br />
uthte hai kahi tofaan mohabbat ke samander me bhi,<br />
ager us se lad na sako to tum mohabbat ke kabil nahi.</li>
<li><span style="color:#ff99cc;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Mohobbat Nibha Nahi Pata</strong></span></span><br />
Kyon koi chah kar mohobbat nibha nahi pata,<br />
Kyon koi chah kar rishta bana nahi pata,<br />
Kyon leti hai zindagi aisi karwat,<br />
Ki koi chah kar bhi pyar jata nahi pata.</li>
<li><span style="color:#ff99cc;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Raat bhar Ro Na Sake</strong></span></span><br />
Bikhre Armaano Ke Moti Hum Piro Na Sake<br />
Tere Yaad Mein saari Rat Hum So Na Sake,<br />
Bheeg Na Jai Ansuon Mein Tasveer Teri<br />
Bass Yehi Soch Kar Hum Raat bhar Ro Na Sake.</li>
<li><span style="color:#ff99cc;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Hamse Mat Poocho</strong></span></span><br />
Hamse mat poocho ki kyun aankhen jhuka li maine<br />
teri tasveer thi jo tujhse chupa li maine,<br />
uspe likha tha ki teri mahobbat mere muqaddar me nahi<br />
yahi soch kar apne maathe ki woh lakreer mita li meine.</li>
<li><span style="color:#ff99cc;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Na Karna..</strong></span></span><br />
Na Karna Mohabbat Aye Doost<br />
Anjamey Mohabbat Bura Hai,<br />
Yeh Dil Mein Chubo Ta Khanjar Hai<br />
Aur Bekhudi Is Ka Natija Hai.</li>
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		<title>Poem</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Meri mohabbat hai wo, koi majboori to nahi.. Meri mohabbat hai wo, koi majboori to nahi Woh mujhe chahe,ya mil jaye zaroori to nahi, Yeh kya kuch kam hai ke basa hai meri saanson me Ab Woh saamne ho meri aankhon ke zaroori to nahin, Jaan qurbaan meri,us ki har muskurahat pe Chahat ka takaaza [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=funnytour.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9209904&amp;post=92&amp;subd=funnytour&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p><span style="color:#ff99cc;"><strong>Meri mohabbat hai wo, koi majboori to nahi</strong>..</span></p>
<p>Meri mohabbat hai wo, koi majboori to nahi<br />
Woh mujhe chahe,ya mil jaye zaroori to nahi,</p>
<p>Yeh kya kuch kam hai ke basa hai meri saanson me<br />
Ab Woh saamne ho meri aankhon ke zaroori to nahin,</p>
<p>Jaan qurbaan meri,us ki har muskurahat pe<br />
Chahat ka takaaza hai yahi,aqal-e-khurori to nahi,</p>
<p>Ab to nikal ke aankhon se,yaadon mein ja basa wo<br />
Yahi hai qurbat-e-chahat,koi doori to nahi,</p>
<p>Us ke ghar ki taraf  uthte hi ruk jaate hain kadam<br />
Badnaami se us ki darta hoon,koi maazoori to nahi,</p>
<p>Kyun log madhosh hote hain meri mehak se<br />
Dil ki jalan aur aansouon ka atar hai,mehak-e-kafoori to nahi,</p>
<p>Dair karta hoon har kaam mein,kehte hain dost mere<br />
Kum aqali hai meri koi shaoori to nahi,</p>
<p>Kyoun sulgaata hai apne aap ko ae dost,<br />
Dil bhi tera,jaan bhi teri,koi tandoori to nahin.</p>
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<li><span style="color:#ff99cc;"><strong>Sab Se Chupa Kar Dard, Woh Jo Muskura Diya</strong>..</span>Sab Se Chupa Kar Dard, Woh Jo Muskura Diya<br />
Us Ki Hansi Ne Aaj To Mujh Rula Diya,</p>
<p>Lehje Se Uth Raha Tha, Har ik Dard Ka Dhuaan<br />
Chehra Bata Raha Tha Ke Kuch Ganwa Diya,</p>
<p>Awaz Mein Thihrao Tha, Aankhoon Mein Nami Thi<br />
Aur Keh Raha Tha Ke Mein Ne Sab Kuch Bhula Diya,</p>
<p>Jane Kiya Us Ko, Logon Se Thi Shikayatein<br />
Tanhaiyon Ke Dais Mein Khud Ko Basa Diya,</p>
<p>Khud Bhi Woh Hum Se Bichar Kar, Adhura Sa Ho Gaya<br />
Mujh Ko Bhi itne Logon Mein Tanha Bana Diya,</p>
<p>Sab Se Chupa Kar Dard, Woh Jo Muskura Diya<br />
Us Ki Hansi Ne Aaj To Mujh Rula Diya.</li>
<li><span style="color:#ff99cc;"><strong>Marham Lagaye..</strong></span>Choti si galat fehmi kar degi juda hum ko<br />
Halaat itne badal jayenge, maloom na tha hum ko,<br />
Kya bas yeh rishta itna kamzor tha humara ?<br />
Jise chaha pal bhar mein tod diya is ko<br />
Jo ek lamhe ke liye bhi door na hote thai<br />
Aaj le jana pada unhein judai ke ghum ko<br />
Kabhi apne hi raste per bichaye thai hum ne phool<br />
Aaj kaantey bichaye khud hi jaga dee pathar ko<br />
Ab to ek dard aur takleef rehti hai is dil mein<br />
koi to aaye, marham lagaye is zakhm ko.</li>
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		<title>About it</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[funnutour.com: We have a great collection of hindi shayari, love shayari, sayari, funny jokes, hindi jokes, urdu shayari, hindi poems, english poems, sher shayari, shayari funny, love songs, punjabi shayari, sad shayari, shyari, shayaris, romantic shayari, sher o shayari, shayari sms, friendship shayari and shero shayari and friendship poems. You&#8217;re free to use it for [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=funnytour.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9209904&amp;post=80&amp;subd=funnytour&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h4><span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong>funnutour.com:</strong> </span><span style="color:#ffffff;">We have a great collection of hindi shayari, love shayari, sayari, funny jokes, hindi jokes, urdu shayari, hindi poems, english poems, sher shayari, shayari funny, love songs, punjabi shayari, sad shayari, shyari, shayaris, romantic shayari, sher o shayari, shayari sms, friendship shayari and shero shayari and friendship poems. You&#8217;re free to use it for personal use. Heres you can submit your shayaris, poems, jokes and friendship quotes free.</span></h4>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 14:15:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kuch khabar nahin hum ko apna ya paraya hai, Dhoondne ye dil jis ko is gali mein aaya hai Hum duayein dete hain tum ko phir bhi jan-e-jan Magar tum ne is dil ko be-panah sataya hai Maar kar mujhe qatil ghumzada sa lagta hai Is liye to chalte huye thora larkhadaya hai Kash apne [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=funnytour.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9209904&amp;post=74&amp;subd=funnytour&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<h4><span style="color:#ff6600;">Kuch khabar nahin hum ko apna ya paraya hai,<br />
Dhoondne ye dil jis ko is gali mein aaya hai<br />
Hum duayein dete hain tum ko phir bhi jan-e-jan<br />
Magar tum ne is dil ko be-panah sataya hai<br />
Maar kar mujhe qatil ghumzada sa lagta hai<br />
Is liye to chalte huye thora larkhadaya hai<br />
Kash apne dil ki aag ashk se bujha sakte<br />
Rooth jab gaye ansu usne tab jalaya hai<br />
Bewafa zamane mein kuch wafa shanason ne<br />
Zikr-e-dil zamane se har qadam chhupaya hai<br />
Jal raha tha dil mera phir bhi shukr hai itna<br />
Unko is tamashe mein kuch maza to aaya hai<br />
So rahe the sir rakh ke aaj mere kandhe par<br />
Zeest mein sanam hum ne kuch maza to paya hai.</span></h4>
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<h4><span style="color:#ffff00;">Kab the hum bejaan jo aaj jeene lage,<br />
Kab the hum hosh me jo aaj behoshi me peene lage.<br />
Kab thi woh hamari jo aaj hamse juda hai,<br />
Kab na tha hum me anurag jo mila nahi hume khuda hai.</span></h4>
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<h4><span style="color:#ff6600;">Socha tha humne bhul jayenge tum ko,<br />
Phir kabhi yaad na aayenge tum ko<br />
Dil to masoom hai chal pada mohabbat ki raha par<br />
Samajh na paya Tum jaise bewafa ko<br />
Shikwa kya karein tum se hum sangdili ka<br />
Shikast to di hai humari saadgi ne hum ko.</span></h4>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 14:06:10 +0000</pubDate>
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<h4><span style="color:#ffff00;">Naa woh aa sake naa hum kabhi jaa sake,<br />
Naa dard dil ka kisi ko suna sake.<br />
Bus baithe hai yaadon mein unki,<br />
Naa unhone yaad kiya aur naa hum unko bhula sake.</span></h4>
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